I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
