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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

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(847): View more from Illinois

His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(949): View more from California

hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go

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(804): View more from Virginia

.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!

(609): View more from New Jersey

Harry Potter marathon and no pants.

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