"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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