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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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