p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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