I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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