"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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