it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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