Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You are a genius and a whore.
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