im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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