therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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