you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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