so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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