So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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