I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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