threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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