Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
