Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize