i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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