That's when you crack a 10am beer
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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