Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
All I want is dick and wine.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Randomize
