either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
