Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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