There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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