Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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