I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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