I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Swine flu. Run for my life!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Congratulations! We have a period
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