sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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