She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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