Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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