their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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