So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
