need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How does it feel to date your dad?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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