Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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