She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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