just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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