dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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