This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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