fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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