can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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