Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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