If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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