spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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