i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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