Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Me. At least after what I've been through.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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