Jerry, you need to find god
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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