I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
