but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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