i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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