He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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