All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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