I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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