forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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